- Save the whales. Collect the whole set
- A day without sunshine is like, night
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you. - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Remember half the people you know are below average.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- I intend to live forever – so far so good.
- Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- My mind is like a steel trap – rusty and illegal in 37 states.
- Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
An answer to the question…"What is he thinking?!?"
And remember, wherever you go, there you’ll be.
I have noticed that!!!
The lighter side means life for those who trust God to carry our burdens. We are only to take God seriously and His truths.
Amen Loretta!!